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送交者: 有文化的女流氓 [♀护军☆♀] 于 2012-10-15 9:05 已读195次 1赞 大字阅读 繁体
有爽了以后就希望对方消失的,还有对三年之前一个按摩女送祝福的,人寂寞脆弱起来还真的没个底线。 www.6park.com

这一阵子在补 the Sopranos, 第一季里有个很好笑的情节: www.6park.com

Tony自从向他的心理医生敞开心扉以后,觉得自己爱上她了,于是开始幻想被她口。不知道是不是因为这个演员选的有些肥硕,拍他抽插的特写镜头怕影响他整体形象的塑造,所以好像目前为止他的滚床镜头就是女的给他口。他晚上跟老婆睡一张床上,梦见心理医生给她口,吓醒了,转身看旁边躺着的女人正背对着他,就探过身子去看脸确认一下到底是谁。他老婆被弄醒了,这大半夜的男的老公摸向自己,她就问 www.6park.com

"you want sex?"
"No, no, go back to sleep." www.6park.com

这个对话实在是忒好笑了。 www.6park.com


还是以前好啊,女人没有经济独立的时候比较乖,因为 they fuck for food. 现如今爱情当道,当捧出的一颗滚烫的心不招人待见的时候,将对方物化是最好的自我安慰。男的被物化为金钱财物,女的被物化为泄欲工具。 www.6park.com

讲好了不严肃,要欢乐哒,下面这个在 Boardwalk Empire 第一季里的歌 “姑娘们越傻我越喜欢” 应该很欢乐吧。 (第三季的编剧应该拖出去打,越写越象肥皂剧) www.6park.com

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Stephen Derosa - The Dumber They Come The Better I Like 'Em www.6park.com

I may look simple but i want you to know
I've been to college i'm full of knowledge
I'm right at home with brainy men and them my wisdom i show
But when there's clever girls around i get up and go www.6park.com

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Those educated babies are a bore
I'm gonna say what i said many times before
Oh the dumber they come the better i like 'em
'cause the dumb ones know how to make love www.6park.com

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A wisenheimer has you meet her folks when you call
The brainless baby always keeps you down in the hall
Oh the dumbbells i've met have won beauty prizes
They look like angels sent from above
The clever girl will want to know if you mean to wed
The dumb ones never think of looking that far ahead
That's why the dumber they come the better i like 'em
'cause the dumb ones know how to make love www.6park.com

www.6park.com

Oh the dumber they come the better i like 'em
'cause the dumb ones know how to make love
www.6park.com

The smart girl's speaking greek and other languages too
But the dumb girl's only language is who's poochy poochy is you?
Oh the dumbbells i've met have won beauty prizes
They look like angels sent from above www.6park.com

www.6park.com

You start by squeezing clever girls you're soon on the shelf
But when you're with dumb doris you can just be yourself
That's why the dumber they come the better i like 'em
'cause the dumb ones know how to make love

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