我最好的兄弟:曾经的小鲜肉 (4)

送交者: linkage [☆品衔R3☆] 于 2016-04-18 19:10 已读8884次 大字阅读 繁体
去年一月那个半夜,他把我拉到海边....一路上除了抽烟和不停的超速,只字不提...到了海边他衣服都不脱就往海里走。海水没过了大半个人后他回头对我喊:“老子不想结婚!”
我说你tmd有病得治...

他说你陪我回趟国吧,我说回国干嘛,他说找青春,我说滚你大爷...
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......说了好多...
原来他是认真的,原来他早已谋划许久...
摆了这么大的场面叫了这么多的人他就想一走了之
后来我们用鸟语大吵起来
他:im gettin old I'm fxxkin fatty u know how sick I'm lookin at mirror everyday ~that person's not me but A old ugly shit fat ass~well so she's still so hot after so many yrs and  so I do always so luv her but  I'm loosing myself so much when I'm with her....

我:come on bitch u r not 20 and stop fuckin so so so... U not loosing unself ~look at how fxxkin owesome u become! U the luckiest rich ass ever

他:no man this is wrong this is sick I am fxxkin sick I need to be cured. My kind of gettin old is fxxkin sickness! 

我: tis is t bloody sick life u chose ur own ~ u not fxxkin kid anymore this is life ppl do gettin old

他:Fxxk off man I'm living 4 myself

我:bullshit u no longer live 4 yourself at this stage anymore~drive me home I dunt wanna waste time on ur nonsense my wife's waitin for me

他:I mean it I'm serious!

我:去你的serious! 

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我们吵了快天亮,最后狠狠的打了他一拳....他栽到水里,鼻子破了,他哭了...
......我挎起他的肩......“.......你干嘛我都挺你,咱俩回国玩去!”

那是我们第二次俩大老爷们儿一起看日出...第一次是10多年前我俩刚被甩的时候....

结果婚礼当天一大早我陪他一起逃了...我老婆又吓尿了打算报警...被新娘拦住...哥们儿爸妈被气的高血压了.....新娘一个人请假照顾他俩...

             

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